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Thursday, September 8, 2016

Breaking News: Francourt Cheats At Football!




The leader of SPM, commonly referred to in the LDS camp as Senir Plume Movement, has aired a PPB wherein he is playing football with 8-10 year olds at Anse Etoile.

In the PPB, Frankcourt makes a move for the ball, targeting the goal. He lines his legs and coordinates his foot, with shoes to kick the ball into the goal for a score. The Eight year old goalie waits with baited breathe. Frankcourt gives the ball a good solid kick, it slants to the sea side, far from the goal. Goalie gets mad at Francourt for making such a pathetic kick, unbecoming of any decent player.

Then, as the kids keep Francourt on his toes as if they are the financiers of his Senir Plume Party, Francourt cheats, grabs one of the kids roles him around in circle. Contact in the form of grabbing and hugging, even kissing, violates all known footballs rules.

What rules is Francourt playing by?

Hic, Hic, Hic.

Tuesday, September 6, 2016

After 20 Years Access To Anse Georgette Still Not Resolved By PL!


Constance Lemuria Resort & Golf of Praslin continues to discuss a more permanent public access to Anse Georgette. End of last week the Resort's General Manager Bruno LeGac met with Minister Alain St.Ange, the Minister responsible for Tourism and Culture, the Hon. Marc Volcere, the elected Member of the National Assembly (MNA) for Grand Anse Praslin, Norman Francois the District Administrator (DA) for Grand Anse Praslin, Anne Lafortune, the PS for Tourism, Sherin Naiken, the CEO of the Tourism Board and Shirley Joubert from the Praslin Office of Department of the Environment. The aim of the meeting on site at Praslin was to discuss for a more suitable and permanent access to Anse Georgette without having to cross the Lemuria Golf Course as this remains aspen to an accident to happen as golfers playing are not always aware that people are using course to also access a beach.

This is the second back-to-back meeting between Minister St.Ange and the Lemuria Resort's Management and follows the meeting held but a week before at the ESPACE Offices of the Ministry of Tourism and Culture when the Minister met with Jean Weeling-Lee, a Director of the Resort's Company and Bruno LeGac , the General Manager of Lemuria Resort.

"Many Praslin Hoteliers, large and small see access to Anse Georgette as being a real challenge for their guests. We need to find a long term solution to the problem which is why we are sitting with all concerned to discuss the matter" satin Minister St.Ange before adding that the Department of the Environment and the Resort will now be working together to explore possible access routes before the next meeting is called in the coming weeks. Minister St.Ange also said that Anse Georgette remains one of the natural assets of Praslin and as such needed to be accessible to visitors and Seychellois alike.

 

Sunday, September 4, 2016

Lights Going Out on PL!


Unconfirmed reports from State House, report, that the President, Mr. James Alix Michel has called a round table off staff and close secretaries to advise them that the campaign is not going well. He advises his close staff that he no longer knows who to trust, he no longer knows who is sincere, and if PL loses this election, he will set in motion, the moves for an early retirement and leave the sinking ship with Vice President Danny Faure.

Lights Going Out Everywhere!

The mistrust of Michel for his entourage comes as numerous leaks are surfacing. The 40 plots of land owned by PL, the 10 plots allegedly in his name, the list goes on and on. Close to Michel, is Glenny Savy who is now under microscopic lenses of the opposition. Lawyers are researching titles to land, money transactions full time, to build a case for Savy. Overseas lawyers have been hired as well in Singapore and USA to investigate Mukesh as well.

If LDS gets a majority in the National Assembly they will use this power to investigate and expose corruption and corrupted acts. This scenario, if Ramkalawan is kept in check, by leaders in LDS, will unravel 40 years of dirty deals, and shady transactions.

As Lights Go out Darkness Reigns!

One Minister is on the phone calling former SPPF who have been sidelined and forgotten by Michel. He is asking them to come and help, bail water from the sinking ship, help them, do door to door, write letters, notes, attend to voters, anything to help, since they no longer know who to trust.

The person replied categorically- " sorry, wrong number".

Why Are The Lights Going Out?

The lights are going out because Michel during the years he ruled as President, sidelined Rene hard liners. He was embarrassed to be associated with them. He found fault in them, they were not good enough for his new entourage which included new found friends like Mancham, Belle, others, who knew Michel needed credibility, so they obliged when the requests poured in.

Fundamentally, Michel Administration has not founded its politics under any ideology. The Public does not know what Michel believes in, what he stands for, hence, there are no political battle lines to cross or to defend. PL people under Michel have grown accustomed to just floating in, floating out of the party, without regard for the ideology of the leadership, because there is none!

Mea Culpa, Mea Culpa

If a leader has not made it clear what he believes in, who will rush to support him?

Answer: Send the drones over Freedom Square for the answer....don't count the tents!

Sesel Pou Seselwa!

May God Bless All Freedom Loving Seychellois!

Saturday, September 3, 2016

Michel Tries To "Jump Start" Praslin!

The battery is running low,low, as low as you can go on Praslin. Praslin has become the most neglected island in the inner island group, and worse managed over the last Five (5) years. As elections loom, PL led by Mr. James Michel, has tried hard to jump start the island, a former PL stronghold, turned opposition in Baie St. Anne, and of course, Grand Anse. 

Baie St. Anne Enjoys Devine Intervention

The Lord has placed his grace on suffering Baie St. Anne. This district is home to hundreds of heroin users, hundreds of HIV, after year on year neglect of the issue in this district. The hospital is falling apart, though the Minister of Health is a former MNA from Baie St. Anne, she did not have the decency to flog some paint on this gross building before the rally held opposite the site. The Baie St. Anne Hospital, opened by France Albert Rene today is a national shame and national disgrace. Behind the pharmacist counter they have a cleaner unqualified dispensing pills and medication. She takes it upon herself to question a doctors prescription and give her own.
The grace of The Lord has come in the form of Archille Savy to deliver us from the years of neglect. Archille is well educated, speaks English, French, Creole, Greek, Spanish. He uncompromising when it comes to compassion,understanding,empathy for his fellow man irrespective of political affiliation. His sense of doing what is right is beacon of light in a dark place where Gris Gris has taken hold of his political opponents.

Wavel Flies In Grand Anse

Young Wavel Woodcock is the only candidate that reads well and writes well in Grand Anse according to Mike Jean Louis who has endorsed him, but would have made an ideal candidate as well. Grand Anse should be an easy win for Woodcock.

Michel Tried His Best!

As the sun began to set on the Praslin sky last Sunday, Mr. Michel went to the podium on stage, before a crowd from Mahe, La Digue, few from Praslin, and spoke. As he spoke, many of his supporters, showed disrespect, walked out, ushered into one of the numerous Indian shops in Baie St. Anne for a " Green Apple" or Guinness. It was sad. Michel put on a brave face to a passive- passive crowd. He told them Churchill saved England in the Second World War ( not true, it was really Roosevelt and the USA), he said today we are lucky to have Churchill here, to save Baie St. Anne ( from Mitcy Larue I suppose).

Churchill was the last name of Winston, and Churchill is the first name of Gill. I suppose Mr. President got confused on this one. It is a little like going to the hair doctor and you ask him: "
Doctor, Doctor, I am in a hurry, I need to catch my private jet back to Seychelles, plant me some fish......on my head, make it fast!"

Ce La Vie!

After the elections, I trust we all have grown up a little more and use words wisely......our people are no longer stupid, as if we ever were!

Sesel Pou Seselwa!

May God Bless All Freedom loving Seychellois!